RESTAURANT COMPLAINTS

Mr. and Mrs. Mason are in a restaurant. It is there wedding anniversary and Mr. Mason wants his wife to enjoy the evening.

 

Waiter: Good evening, madam, sir.

Mr. Mason Good evening. Have you a table for two? I want us to be alone at table today.

Waiter:A table for two? Of course, sir. This way, please.

(Ten minutes later after they have read the menu and made their choice)

Mr. Mason: Waiter.

Waiter: Yes, sir?

Mr. Mason: We shall take fish, one steak, two salads.

Waiter: One fish, one steak, two salads.

Mrs. Mason: Have you any German wine?

Waiter: German wine? No, I am very sorry, madam. We haven’t any German wine. We have some Italian wine.

Mrs. Mason: Oh, yes. I like Italian wine. Do you, John?

Mr. Mason: Yes, I do. So – a bottle of Italian wine, one fish, one steak, two salads.

Waiter: Good.

***

Bennie Excuse me, please. This soup’s cold.
Waiter I’m very sorry. I’ll get you another one.
Bennie Excuse me, please! This steak is rare. I asked for well-done.
Waiter I’m sorry, sir. I thought you said rare.
Hanna Waiter. Sorry, but this glass is dirty.
Waiter I’m awfully sorry, madam. I’ll bring you another one.
Hanna Excuse me, I haven’t got a fork.
Waiter Really. Oh dear. Here you are, madam.
Hanna I’m afraid I didn’t order this. I asked for roast chicken.
Waiter I’m sorry madam. I’ll change it for you at once.

***

Waiter Would you like anything for dessert?
Peter Just a black coffee for me, please. What about you two?
Hanna I’ll have a white coffee, please, and a piece of cheesecake.
Bennie Nothing for me, thanks.
Peter And could I have a bill, please.
Waiter Certainly, sir. Just a moment. Here you are.
Bennie Let me have it. I’ll pay.
Peter Oh, no, no, Bennie, it’s my treat. Oh, there is a mistake here. Excuse me, the bill is wrong. We don’t order two bottles of wine. We only had one.
Waiter Yes, you are right. I’m sorry, sir. I’ll change the total.
Peter Do you except credit cards? Visa?
Waiter Definitely, sir. Thank you very much.

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